John C. Kirk (johnckirk) wrote,
John C. Kirk

I like to think I have a fairly high level of meme-resistance, but this one amused me:

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I didn't flush (-1 points). In September I helped princesslen across the street (6 points). Last Thursday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday I broke gaspodog's X-Box (-12 points). In May I pulled over and changed kukumavka's flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been nice (334 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!


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In other news, I picked up a backlog of certificates at SJA tonight (for all the qualifications I've done). Also, I apparently did 380 hours in the last year (December 2004 -> November 2005), which is a decent chunk, and the DS seemed quite pleased by that.
Tags: meme, sja

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