* Bob entering the "win your weight in beer" raffle. Apparently he was the 2nd heaviest person so far in the day - the heaviest was 240 kg!
* Billy looking at the huge poster of a scantily clad woman, and exclaiming "Her breasts are larger than my body!"
After that, went off to view a flat. Not much good, unfortunately.
Only a month left at my job - my last day is 4 weeks tomorrow.