John C. Kirk (johnckirk) wrote,
John C. Kirk

Train tickets

Here's one for the Oxford academics in our midst: a rather expensive train journey.

Go to:
and say that you want to travel from Oxford to Hawarden at 8am tomorrow. (I'm not sure how relevant the time is, and I think any day will do.) When it comes up with the results, click on the "Check fares" button. This produces the following results:


The cheapest available fare is: £179,769,313,486,231,570,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00

Presumably this is a basic ticket, because there are no first class tickets available for that journey. Personally, I'd expect to at least be guaranteed a seat if I was spending a bazillion pounds on a ticket! (I haven't counted the zeros, so I'm not sure what the correct terminology is for that power of 10.)

Source: I swiped this from the "BackBytes" column in the latest issue of Computing, but I can't find the corresponding article on their website to link to directly. I've reported the problem to National Rail via their website, on the basis that it's a bit mean just to laugh at them, so you may get different results if you repeat this search later.
Tags: computers, train

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