Marmite - best before July 2006
Squeezy Marmite - best before April 2007
Ready to mix flapjacks (with Lyle's Golden Syrup) - best before April 2007
Macaroni - best before April 2007
Fast action dried yeast (for breadmaker) - best before May 2007
Philadelphia cream cheese - best before 20th September 2007
I brought the Squeezy Marmite back home after my holiday to Cornwall last year, but I wanted to finish up the old jar first (nearly there!), which is why they're both past their dates. (A bit like the latest Nemi strip, from September 21.) The non-squeezy Marmite still tastes ok, so I assume the other one will be ok too. I've replaced the yeast, macaroni, and cheese. I'm not sure about the flapjack mix, mainly because I haven't tried it out yet.
I suppose the moral of this story is that I should take inventory more frequently. Still, I think I'm ok as long none of the food is older than I am.